Here's A Thought...How About I Write My Paper Instead Of Being On Facebook? Ultimate Procrastination At Its Laziest

I have class in 8 hours.
I'm still awake.
My paper is due in 8 hours.
I have 13 words...
and that's just the heading and title.
Shit son...
Facebook is the ultimate procrastination tool.
That and reading people's blogs.
And food.
I'm not even joking, I've gained about 5 pounds this weekend.
As evident in my ever expanding tummy.
I gain weight in my stomach.
It's my bodies joke on me.
Make me look pregnant so people look at me weird.
Thanks...thanks a lot body.
My roommate and I have this issue...
It's called staying up until 5 in the morning...
and then not waking up until noon (for me) or 4 (for her).
I can't help it.
I'm just not tired.
I'm hungry.
I'm cold.
But not tired.
Shit son.

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