Friday, February 26, 2010

hells bells bitches

My last couple posts have been about death. I'm sorry I'm such a negative nancy.

NO ITS NOT GOING TO GET ANY BETTER. Not today internets, not today.

I think I deserve this opportunity to be a negative fucking nancy. I mean, it's not like I complain at all to anyone around me. I'm a fucking ray of fucking sunshine ya'll. I never complain.

But I like to think I can be frank with you internets. Let's be serious now, bbs.

First of all, school sucks and I want OUT. I feel like I'm trapped here and nothing I do will free me. I hate my classes. I dislike my professors. I DESPISE THE PEOPLE AROUND ME. I fucking hate it here. I thought these were supposed to be the best 4 years of my life? Or was that high school? Either way, NO.

Second of all, families suck big time. Funny enough, I have no problems with my parents. Usually its my parents who irritate me, not anymore internets. Oh no. Now its every other person in my family, even the kids (Oh I know, I'm just a huge bitch right now), that pisses me off. I'd rather stay curled up next to my mother than go visit family. Part of that has to do with the fact I'm beyond stressed due to school and part of it is cause I'm 100% with people telling me how to live my life and what to do. LIVE YOUR OWN DAMN LIFE GRANDMA, geez. I love my family, I really do, but I just don't want to deal with it right now. I can't. Not right now.

Third of all, the olympics are screwing me up. I go to bed in tears every night because of someone's story, or because CANADA SCREWED US OUT OF A FREAKING GOLD MEDAL (stupid women's hockey team), or because Sweden can't just step the fuck up and OWN THAT SHIT. I will severely miss the Olympics when they're over, but at the same time, I'll be glad they're gone because then I won't be crying every hour. I swear, if I keep crying everyday I'll run out of tears. Then how I am going to cry the night I'm elected President? HMMM INTERNETS? TELL ME HOW?!?!

I'm just really not fond of life right now. Spring break starts tomorrow, but unfortunately I'll be under a pile of books and papers, not really able to have much fun. Not that I can BECAUSE WE HAVE NO MONEY. Eat me, Government and School. Just...freaking...bite me.

I'd like to envision that my posts may be happy one day soon, but likely is that? JUST ABOUT AS LIKELY AS SWEDEN OWNING THAT SHIT.

I will never forgive you for the monstrosity of those losses Sweden. NEVER.

And yes, I fucking love CAPS LOCK.

No judgements, please. Just read and walk away.

Congrats to Joannie Rochette on her Bronze. R.I.P. to her Momma.

In a perfect world, this man would be my husband. But sadly, no perfect world. Oh Apolo Anton Ohno, I love your smile so much :) Never stop smiling!

Guess I should take my own advice, hmm?

I wouldn't be a member of my family if I smiled. NOT IN OUR GENES. Ya'll don't even know...

(I hope my sarcasm is apparent at the appropriate moments in this post. If not...sorry you have no soul)

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Oh hello there!

I do plan on updating this soon. I've gotten pretty busy and life basically sucks. But I'm trying.

Soon, internets, soon.

But I do want to say this:

R.I.P. Captain Phil Harris 1956-2010

You were an amazing man, captain, father, human. I'm going to miss watching you on Deadliest Catch and seeing this new season is going to be very difficult for me. You were one of my favorite captains on the show. I'm so sad I never got the chance to meet you in person to tell you how you and the other captains have inspired me. Please watch over all of us from your vantage point in heaven. You will be missed. R.I.P. Capn.